Interview with Sherlock Holmes

Host: Welcome everyone! Today I, Emily Wilson, will be your host. I am most honored to introduce our guest, Sherlock Holmes, the iconic figure who shaped our idea of how detectives look like [k3: incorrect construction] what detectives look like, work, and act. Mr. Holmes solved numerous cases and is quite renowned all over the world [k3: redundant] worldwide. So, Mr. Holmes, how are you finding the modern world?

Sherlock Holmes: Yes, thank you. The pleasure is all mine. Well, the most intriguing thing about modern London is the metropolis itself. I would have imagined [k4: incorrect conditional] had imagined it would evolve beyond my imagination [k3: tautology] expectations, and yet, it is one of the most unpleasant places I've visited. / I had imagined it would develop in ways beyond my wildest expectations. It's such a brilliant invention [k3: unclear reference] The city itself is a remarkable creation, and yet, it looks like the government has no intention of modernizing it.

Host: Oh yes, it is a very interesting point [k3: unnatural phrasing] that is an interesting perspective. For such a popular public transport, it sure hasn't evolved at all [k3: overly informal] it certainly has not advanced. Now, I am very curious about your career choice. What would you be if not a detective?

Sherlock Holmes: I have not thought about that at all, Ms. Wilson. Also, congratulations on your divorce! [k3: inappropriate in context] I see you have recently undergone a life change. Well, I suppose I would be a politician. I find mind games exciting, and somebody has to keep Mycroft on his toes, yes?

Host: Oh wow! How did you know [k3:wrong word] learn / find out about my divorce?

Sherlock Holmes: Well, the tan line on your ring finger suggests that you’ve only recently stopped wearing a wedding ring. It was a fair assumption to make.

Host: You truly are amazing, Mr. Holmes. What would you say your favorite case is and why?

Sherlock Holmes: It has to be, as my dear friend Watson has named it, The Adventure of the Norwood Builder. It really was a supposedly perfect crime—hot for the culprit’s attempts to perfect it even more. [k3: unclear and awkward phrasing] especially given the culprit’s efforts to refine it further. It really shows a glimpse into the labyrinth of the human mind.

Host: That is very interesting indeed. I immensely enjoy the titles that Dr. Watson came up with [k1: informal] created for your cases.

Sherlock Holmes: Oh yes, he is very imaginative.

Host: Well, Mr. Holmes, I would like to ask you one last question. What advice would you give to aspiring detectives who want to follow in your footsteps?

Sherlock Holmes: To rely less on technology and artificial intelligence. The crimes of humankind should be solved by humans, not by robots. Always remember that every small detail matters.

Host: Thank you very much for this honor. Your insights were most welcome.

Sherlock Holmes: My pleasure.